I hate St. Patrick's Day
Okay, maybe that's a little harsh.
I totally respect St. Patrick for removing snakes from Ireland.
I would like him better if he would've removed snakes from Utah.
Also, I would like St. Pat more if he didn't come with the whole Leprechaun and pinch-me-for-not-wearing-green thing.
I just don't think that Leprechauns and pinching are a reflective way to celebrate snake removal.
Adding to that,
St. Patrick's Day also stinks because there are some moms out there who are letting Leprechauns in their house!
I told Emma that I don't let treat-bearing, house-messing, green-food-color-armed Leprechauns in my house.
She cried, and cried and
I have just completed writing a note to the Leprechauns and leaving it on my door.
I told them if they were nice, they could visit next year.
Emma stopped crying.
Since when did bargaining with imaginary Leprechauns become my life?
I have to let St. Claus in, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny and now Leprechauns?
I just don't like holidays this much!