It's a crisis of significant size in my life, and others.
The DUNFORD CHOCOLATE DONUT DISTRIBUTOR has gone BANKRUPT!
What this means to you and me, is that there are NO donuts at Harts, or any other gas station.
This is devastating!
I took my concerns to a PANEL of experts to discuss this. The panel consisted of Josh, Ethan and Emma -- people deeply affected by this.
Moderator: What will we do without any chocolate donuts!!
Emma: Get one later when they get them.
Moderator: How does this donut shortage affect you?
Ethan: It won't. You never bought me one anyway.
Josh: I can't have a quick breakfast anymore. I'll have to make me something else. And by "Me", I mean "You".
Emma: I'll just get one later when they get them.
Moderator: What should the President do about this donut problem?
Josh: Maybe he could sue someone?
Moderator: Do you really think the President will sue someone?
Ethan: The President should bring us a donut
Emma: We can just get one later when they get them
Moderator: I don't think you're taking this panel discussion seriously! I had to buy powdered Hostess donuts this morning - without the jelly centers! Go eat your lunch somewhere else -