Sunday, May 10, 2009

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Star Trek was a SPLASHING success






For a Mother's Day treat
Jeff took his mom,
And me,
And his dad,
And his kids
To see the new Star Trek movie.

It was a really entertaining show
Until I had consumed too much Diet Coke
And my daughter was sleeping
Right
On
Top
Of my bladder.

I didn't see a single credit roll
As I dashed to the ladies' room.
It could've been a pleasant ending
To the show and the evening.

Except that one little twist
And a lean to the right
Shot the toilet seat one way
And dropped me down cold.

If only the movie
Could've been the only
SPLASH
Of the night.



Hope you get a chance to catch the show, but if you're at AF Cinemark -- avoid the fourth stall, it's needing repairs.

3 comments:

Leslie said...

Oh my gosh Wendy, on one hand that is the most hilarious thing I have heard in a long time. Yet, at the same time I am totally grossed out by it which makes me laugh even more!! All I can think to say is....N-A-S-T-Y

Mel said...

Hee hee---this is so dang funny! I got a kick out of it the first time, but the second and third time it's even funnier.

Nik said...

Public toilets are horrible as it is and then to end up...... EEEEEEWWWWWWW! But I did still get a good laugh because you always make me laugh!