Star Trek was a SPLASHING success
For a Mother's Day treat
Jeff took his mom,
And his dad,
And his kids
To see the new Star Trek movie.
It was a really entertaining show
Until I had consumed too much Diet Coke
And my daughter was sleeping
Of my bladder.
I didn't see a single credit roll
As I dashed to the ladies' room.
It could've been a pleasant ending
To the show and the evening.
Except that one little twist
And a lean to the right
Shot the toilet seat one way
And dropped me down cold.
If only the movie
Could've been the only
Of the night.
Hope you get a chance to catch the show, but if you're at AF Cinemark -- avoid the fourth stall, it's needing repairs.