I HATE you!
Yes, this is very strong language and a very rude opening to a letter. But frankly, it's your own fault I have such volatile feelings.
I am writing to let you know that I hate you and to ask you to cease and desist the massive build up in my system.
The increase of hormones in my system is completely WORTHLESS, as I have tried to point out to you these many un-childbearing-years. Sending increasing amounts of crazy hormones into my system is not going to alter this situation!
You have only succeeded in making me hysterical, anxiety-ridden, emotional, and in all other ways . . CRAZY. You must stop the madness!
The owner of the hormone-infested body
P.S. My [ENTER] key is sticking and I'm crying over it as I pound repeatedly on it. Just one more evidence that you MUST go!