Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dear Hormones

Dear Hormones,

I HATE you!

Yes, this is very strong language and a very rude opening to a letter.  But frankly, it's your own fault I have such volatile feelings.

I am writing to let you know that I hate you and to ask you to cease and desist the massive build up in my system.

The increase of hormones in my system is completely WORTHLESS, as I have tried to point out to you these many un-childbearing-years.  Sending increasing amounts of crazy hormones into my system is not going to alter this situation!

You have only succeeded in making me hysterical, anxiety-ridden, emotional, and in all other ways . . CRAZY.  You must stop the madness!


The owner of the hormone-infested body

P.S.  My [ENTER] key is sticking and I'm crying over it as I pound repeatedly on it.  Just one more evidence that you MUST go!


Jacquie said...

I am so glad I am not the only one. I have been trying to figure out why I have been yelling at my kids non-stop the last 2 days, then been on the verge of tears for no reason, Now I know hormones. I agree they are a nasty joke. Do you think we will be held accountable for our hormones behavior???

Jacquie said...

By the way I am glad you blogged so the tonsils could make their way further down the page!