Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Adventures of Flower Girl & Dirt Boy

A.K.A. Emma & Ethan

Installment One:

The Garden Master is suffering in the grips of a PMS (Pesticidal Munchkin Swarming) epidemic, and with possibly her last breath signals for help from Flower Girl & Dirt Boy.

"Dirt Boy," she yells whispers, "Take Flower Girl and go away outside. Find me a flower that will save my life."

"It will be done, Garden Master!" chants Dirt Boy and Flower Girl. "But we must sing our theme song before we go!"

"A theme song, for crying out loud!" says Garden Master with tears beginning to fill her eyes.

Flower Girl begins to sing, "Mommy's alright, Mommy's alright, Mommy's alright . . . Dirt Boy, you sing!" she says.

Dirt Boy sings, "Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright they just seem a little weird, surrender, surrender."

"Ha, ha . . very funny" says Garden Master, "Why don't you try another?"

Flower Girl starts, "Cinderella, SOS . . . . Dirt Boy, you sing!" she says.

Dirt Boy sings, "I'll send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle."

"You can't steal your theme song from Guitar Hero." says Garden Master "Now go get me a cure!" she whispers . . . .

The Duo leave with their signature yell, "Chicka wah wah, Chicka wah wah" and a sesmic shake of their butts. After many peaceful moments the Superhero Duo returns with the cure:

All is well for another day in Vincent Garden, trouble has been narrowly averted with the help of FLOWER GIRL and DIRT BOY!


The Shaws said...

I am so glad they were able to save you! Hooray for Dirt Boy and Flower Girl!!!!

Josh said...

that is so true. Emma always starts a song off then says "Josh/Ethan you do it" and so we finish it off.

mel said...

Wow Garden Master, those are quite the talented children you have! Just curious, when will "Bruno" be coming up?

Hmmm...I wonder what adventures are coming next for "Dirt Boy and Flower Girl"-- perhaps a sneak peak at the duo's class act (Chicka wah wah)??

Nikker Pikker said...

Hmmmmmm....your kids and my kids must be related. And they must watch the same movies. I'd say Alvin and the Chipmunks have visited your home. Chicka wah wah....

GmaSue said...

I think you should always use alternate words -- that way we can choose between them. However I believe Garden Master yelled NOT whispered.

tifertoes said...

You have seriously got to write a book. This stuff is just too good!

Jaime said...

You are so creative. I have blog-envy.