Saturday, September 27, 2008

Is Your Dad A Terrorist?

Been wondering how to get a girl when you're in Junior High?

Simple!

Use any of these effective pick up lines. They are being used, even as we speak, in Junior High. They're enough to flatter your mothers as well.

  • Do you work at McDonald’s? Cuz I’m Lovin’ It
  • Can I have your picture so I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you
  • Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day long
  • I have my library card, so can I check you out?

And my Personal Favorite

Is your dad a terrorist?

Cuz you’re the bomb


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7 comments:

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

Way funny! But what's funnier is I'd probably so go for those pick up lines back in jr. high :-)

tammy said...

I would have totally gone for ALL of those 'cuz I love funny!! Heck--I'd go for those lines NOW!!

Davis Family said...

I had no idea that kids even had pickup lined in Jr. High! I thought that stuff was just in bars and movies! How funny. Obviously I wasn't pickup line worthy:)

Shauna said...

Ok, I didn't read all weekend, apparently, as I just wrote about Josh and the terrorists/da bomb line he demonstrated for me Friday. HAhahahah. He is a very funny boy. I wonder where he gets that?! Hummmmm.

:) Shauna

Mel said...

He seriously cracks me up! Funny that they're being said at all--but even funnier to hear Josh say them ;)

Jaime said...

Those are hilarious!

sunny said...

yeah i jus tried those words today but lil unlucky ...