The following is an essay that Ethan wrote for school last week.
My Greatest Fear
My fear is pretty weird, so don’t laugh at me. I’m afraid of romance movies! I know I’m crazy. Romance movies are super scary for several reasons.
The first reason I fear romance movies is because I hate the long, gross, dramatic kissing scene! I mean, it is so gross. There’s always some reason they do it. Sometimes they have no reason at all.
Romance movies have no action. I mean, they have none! Action is the whole reason I watch movies. I think only adults watch romance movies.
Romance movies should be called chick flicks because only girls watch them. I won’t ever watch a chick flick, ever.
I have heard of stranger fears than romance movies. I have other fears, but this is my biggest.
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I guess from now on I'll be checking under Emma's bed for monsters and Ethan's bed for romance movies.
8 comments:
Oh my heck he is so hilarious! Wonder where he gets that from?! :) He looks so grown-up. Quit growing so fast guys, I mean really.....
Kids are the best writers ever!
I would, of course, like to bet Ethan $50 right now that he will, in fact, watch a chick flick. He will, strangely enough, watch this chick flick for, and on behalf of, a chick..... (I am the comma queen!)
Too good, Ethan! The boy at my place concurs.
:) Shauna
That is freakin hilarious! What a great writer he is. I love that he thinks that "sometimes they have no reason at all." Hehehe!
The boy at my place vehemently disagrees. ;)
Oh, so funny!!!! Your boy takes after you. He is a great writer and he has a sharp sense of humor.
My son will agree whole-heartedly with yours regarding romance movies. He whines and groans when it's my turn or his sister's turn to pick a movie for family movie night. And he is almost 16!
That kid cracks me up and makes me SMILE. I bet you never have a dull moment at your house between Ethan's essays and Josh's three legged underwear.
LOL!!!! And then some more! That is just the best, I needed a good pick me up! Thanks for sharing:)
Ethan, you are a gem! You have a great talent. I agree with everyone that you take after your Mom. Good job!!! You are growing up to be such a handsome young man. I'm very proud of you! Loves all around!
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